cecilgpalmer:

i had a dream last night that i was working at starbucks and steve rogers walked in and ordered an iced americano and i said “one iced americano for the iced americano" and then i woke myself up by laughing too hard at my own joke

(via dodgingartfully)

aos-skimmons:

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

woman mothers.

(Source: teallikethecolor, via dodgingartfully)

super1eklectic:

infamousnfamous:

“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”
“No thanks”
“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”

(Source: everythingrhymeswithalcohol, via annabellioncourt)

thefrogman:

[video]

I finally have enough money

To buy both my own set of tape for stage management and a multi-tool. My credit card is not liking me today, but at least it will be worth it? At least everything I’m buying will last me a long ass time. Sorry, WTNV stuff. Maybe next month.

But on the other hand, I’m going on a date tomorrow!

beyonseh:

If you’re wondering what “rubber bullets” are and what they look like this is it. This is what Ferguson police are shooting and the peaceful protesters. This is what’s making gaping holes inside of the protesters.

(via jamesfuckinmoriarty)

dancinbutterfly:

hereinlife13:

These are not mine but I wanted to bring them together!  

http://tohdaryl.tumblr.com/

I would read a novel about these two.

(via rcmclachlan)

Tear gas

torisoulphoenix:

avoidgettingread:

Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed.  When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.

BOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!

(via laurenlifts)

spectralxelemental:

evavangel:

red-the-sexy-owl:

myutsuu:

inasuma:

[x]

the end is nigh

HOLY SHIT

Awww yeah!

NNNNNGH.

(Source: kantoelite, via annabellioncourt)

sk-interest:

eightails:

petitestruensee:

Robin Williams bonding with Koko, the gorilla, to quell your sads. 

makes me so happy and sad

I cant not have this on my blog

(Source: BuzzFeed, via risaroo5678)

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mercuryacejones:

Latest positive news out of Ferguson. Community coming together.

(via andro-saurus)

I feel so bad for my future children because it's constantly going to be like

Me when my kid is crying: Don’t cry for me, Argentinaaaaaaaaaaa….
Me when my kids are helping me clean: IT’S THE HARD KNOCK LIFE FOR US
Me eating breakfast with my kids: The other one’s still the toast of the town ‘cause he made butter outta cream…
Me playing hide and go seek with my kids: SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME, LOOOOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY!!
Me waking my kids up in the morning: Maybe we can frighten away the ghost of so many years with a little ILLUMINATION *flicks on lights*
Me when my kid has a crush: SHE’S IN LOOOOOOVEEEEEEE, SHE’S IN LOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Me when my kid tries to run away: THEREEEEE, OUT IN THE DARKNESSSSSS… A FUGITIVE RUNNINGGGG…
Me giving my kids advice: If you only follow your heart…
Me when my kid gets their first boyfriend/girlfriend: OMIGOD OMIGOD YOU GUYS
Me when my kids are mad at me: TAKE ME BAAAABBBYYYYYYY, OR LEAVE MEEEEEEEE
Me giving my kids ‘the talk’: Once there was a night, beneath a moonless sky…
Me when my kids start driving: GOOOOOO GREASE LIGHTNING YOU BURNING UP THE QUARTER MILEEEEEEE
Me when my kids go off to college: Empty chairs and empty tables, where my friends will meet no more…